"The weather's great today! The wind, the light, everything's perfect!"
Wu Yan mused to himself while dragging an unconscious boar. He is a very happy camper, he felt like he's walking on sunshine.
Of course, the guy is as happy as can be. Even a top-notch player would have a hard time scoring an S-grade material. He had the luck to encounter an S-grade material before, now, he got his hands on another S-grade material after a trip to buy some stuff.
He encountered a rare monster that dropped rare loot on a low-level floor like the 22nd Floor. Wu Yan must have done a lot of good deeds in the past to have such good karma...
"I am guessing the two piglets will be very happy, right?"
"Ne, Mama, when is papa coming back?..."
Inside the villa, Yui who tuckered herself out running around sat down on a chair named Asuna. She rubbed her face against her chest. She asked with pouty duck lips.
Rubbing her head, Asuna giggled.
"Soon, just relax..."
"But, Yui is so hungry..."
Yui said with a pair of sad eyes. She rubbed her flat belly as Asuna thought about what Wu Yan said yesterday.
Sleep, then eat, then sleep again...
Asuna laughed out loud as she hoisted Yui up high.
"Okay, Mama's going to start making dinner, when papa comes home, we can start eating immediately, how does that sound?"
Yui complained with a dejected look.
"Isn't papa going to do it?"
Asuna's eyes turned stern. She pinched Yui's shoulder as she growled.
"You got something to say about Mama's cooking?"
With her cheeks pulled into multiple shapes, Yui couldn't vocalize her thoughts properly. Her puppy eyes told Asuna that she was begging for mercy. Getting slightly into it, Asuna continued playing with Yui's cheek until she was almost on the edge of tearing up.
Yui continued complaining while Asuna giggled with glee. When suddenly...
"What are you two doing? Can I join in on the fun?"
A sound stopped the two of them. Yui took this chance to quickly flee away from Asuna's embrace to glomp the man of the house.
"Papa, mama bullied me..."
"She bullied you?"
Wu Yan blinked in shock. He started ripping on Asuna.
"You're into bullying kids?"
Asuna glared at him. She pursed her lips.
"I didn't bully her, I was only playing around!"
Wu Yan shook her head as he rolled his eyes at her. Wu Yan supported Yui by letting her tushy rest on his forearm.
"Right, look what I got us?..."
Yui clapped her hands incessantly.
"That's a big piggie!"
Asuna gasped at the prey he brought home.
"An S-grade material?..."
"Yeap, I got it on the way back..."
Wu Yan laughed out loud.
"You girls are in for a treat tonight!"
"It's really an S-grade material!"
Asuna ran over to the boar. The excitement was written all over her face.
"I didn't think I can eat food made from S-grade materials again!"
Yui tilted her head in confusion. She tugged Wu Yan's sleeve as she asked.
"What's an S-grade material?"
Wu Yan pinched her tiny nose.
"How should I put it? Basically, you can make really tasty food with it!"
"Really tasty food?!"
Yui's eyes lit up. She looked at the boar with a drooling face.
"She's our little chowhound that's for sure..."
Wu Yan looked at Asuna who was looking at the boar with a salivating expression too. Wu Yan rolled his eyes at the two of them.
"Oops, make that two chowhounds..."
"I didn't think you would pick up the paralysis skill..."
Asuna took out her sword to carve the unconscious boar up.
"Good, I never obtained an S-grade food material from a monster before, it's high time I try it..."
Wu Yan nodded without minding it very much. This boar will definitely drop an S-grade material so he's not worried about Asuna's poor luck.
At this time, multiple individuals approached from the planks-laden path coming out of the forest. The shortest among them lifted her hands up to wave at them.
"Wu Yan-nii! Asuna-nee!"
Asuna missed her mark due to this surprise visit. She smashed the ground while Wu Yan covered a shocked Yui from Asuna. Wu Yan looked at the source of the voice before he gasped.
"Silica? Kirito? Liz? Sachi, and Shion?"
Kirito, Liz, Sachi, Silica, and Shion made their appearances here.
Kirito arrived first. He greeted them.
"We came here to check up on the state of your marriage, what? Are we not welcomed here?..."
Asuna shot them first.
"Seriously, you guys almost gave me a heart attack."
"I see you haven't changed, Asuna..."
Liz said with arms akimbo. She raised an eyebrow at Asuna as she took a jab at her.
"Even when you're now a housewife, you still can't hold your sword-waving self from manifesting."
"No, it's not like that..."
Asuna shook her hands, she stored her sword away.
"I am not..."
"You can skip the explanation, we get it."
"I already said it's not like that!"
Sachi exclaimed with a hand covering her mouth. She gasped at the shrinking violet known as Yui in Wu Yan's embrace.
"Who is that child?"
The others focused on Yui who was still in Wu Yan's arms. They were taken aback.
"Let me introduce you guys!"
Wu Yan rubbed his chin. He placed Yui on the ground and he started saying something that shook Kirito, Liz, Sachi, Shion, and Silica to the core.
"This is my daughter, Yui!"
He nudged Yui in front of everyone. He whispered to her.
"Yui, introduce yourself..."
"Ni-nice to meet you all..."
Yui politely greeted them. She couldn't hide her bashfulness completely though.
The guests were still too stunned to say anything.
They only got married a few days ago, right? How did their daughter grow up so quickly in such a short time?
Wu Yan bitterly laughed.
"Well, I will fill you guys in on the details later..."
"Suffice to say, you guys came at the right time..."
"Yan just caught an S-grade material-dropping monster..."
"S-grade food material?"
The others turned towards the boar on the ground. Their eyes widened in surprise.
Sachi cried out in glee.
"Oh my gosh! I know that monster, it's on the information distribution list!"
Sachi, Silica, and Liz exchanged a smile with each other. Even Kirito was tempted.
"We really came at the right time..."
"There are no free meals in this household, you better pitch in if you want to get a piece of the meat!"
Wu Yan ordered.
"Now, rare guests, come in and have the meal of your lifetime!"
"Sir yes sir!"
Kirito, Liz, Sachi, Shion, and Silica cheered in turn. Asuna and Yui also hurrayed. Wu Yan didn't know if he should laugh or cry