Chen Yu browsed the tasks from the website, she glanced once and took on a task worth 5 million, but when she enthusiastically copied the task content to the group owner ‘Spiritual Programmer’, she was ruthlessly rejected. [T/N: the penguin group of exorcists called Gods and Ghosts Don't Ask]
I Want to Fix Road: ‘Why? Didn’t you say that as long as I send you the task’s content, you will give me the involved person’s contact information?’
Spiritual Programmer: ‘Yes, but that service is only limited to tasks worth less than one million, if it is a bigger amount, please be aware and go to the website to take the task directly.’
I Want to Fix Road: ‘Is there any difference?’
Spiritual Programmer: ‘In addition to tax avoidance, the purpose of this group is to help weak exorcists. A celestial master who has the ability to accept a five-million-yuan task can deduct the handling fee through the website themselves, there’s no need to come here.’
There were two methods to pay the handling fee on the Spiritual Website. One is to directly deduct 30% from the task reward, while the other one is to complete one level A task published by the website every month to deduct all handling fees.
Chen Yu said with a bit of heartache: ‘But, even if a level A task is completed, that's still several millions, ah.’ [T/N: I’m not so sure what she meant.]
Spiritual Programmer: ‘Master, ah, our group is doing the task of picking up people secretly, we can’t be too aggressive, ah.’
I Want to Fix Road: …
Chen Yu had no choice but to honestly accept tasks right from the Spiritual Website only to find out the tasks had to be in line with one’s rank, so an exorcist who uses the second method to waive the handling fee must be a rank A account.
Therefore, Chen Yu must start from the lowest level starting from accepting tasks worth tens of thousands to hundreds of thousands of yuan in order to slowly level up. During this period of time Chen Yu was very busy; although these tasks weren’t worth much money there were still a lot of people who coveted them.
After all, there weren’t many special tasks that can ignore one’s rank like the living dead case, ah. If there were any, Chen Yu would definitely pick them up because she could directly upgrade to A rank after completing three special missions.
Today, Chen Yu took on a small task worth 30 thousand yuan and only got a little more than 20 thousand yuan after the handling fee was deducted. However, Chen Yu wouldn’t disdain however small the amount was, it’s better to have money than no income at all, not to mention this situation can be upgraded quickly.
“Are you a Celestial Master?” The client was a young man in his twenties, he was surprised when he saw Chen Yu. Obviously, he didn’t believe that Chen Yu was a Celestial Master with real skills.
Chen Yu glanced at the man’s shoulder; a female ghost with a blurry face was lying on it, she was licking the man’s face and ears with her tongue, it was very nauseating.
“I’m a Celestial Master.” It’s not the first time Chen Yu was asked this question; she really didn’t want to explain more. Anyway, after the matter has been dealt with and the money transferred to her account, they won’t meet again in the future.
“You’re making people laugh, ah, you’re clearly just a student, how can a Celestial Master look like you…” The man obviously didn’t believe her. Just as he was about to make a phone call to complain, Chen Yu came over and patted him on the shoulder.
The man took an uncomfortable step back. Soon after that, he felt the invisible sticky sensation suddenly disappear, he unconsciously reached out and touched his cheek and ears.
“As stated in the task, you feel cold and sticky on your cheeks and ears, as if something is licking you. When you go to bed at night, you always feel that someone is around you…” Chen Yu said, “These symptoms will disappear from now on, you should already feel the change. When you go to bed at night, if everything is normal, please confirm the order so I can settle the accounts.”
“Wait, wait…” The man saw Chen Yu pat his shoulder and was about to leave, he couldn’t help but shout, “You… you have to tell me what happened to me.”
“…” Chen Yu glanced at the female ghost who was obediently following beside her, then glanced at the man and asked, “Are you sure you want to know?”
“Yes!” the man nodded.
“Alright, I’ll help ask for you.” Chen Yu turned to look at the female ghost under the man’s horrified gaze.
“He’s handsome!” The female ghost said with a smile.
Chen Yu calmly looked up and recounted, “You’re entangled with a perverted female ghost, she thinks you’re handsome so she deliberately takes advantage of you.”
“…” The man’s whole face suddenly changed like burnt ashes. He wished to go home and take a bath over and over again.
Chen Yu stopped paying attention to the man, took the female ghost to a secluded place and scolded her, “You’re not allowed to take advantage of others in the future, got it?”
“Okay, okay, okay.” The female ghost nodded hurriedly.
“If I catch you again, I’ll exorcise you.” Chen Yu threatened.
The female ghost felt it was unbelievable and asked, “Celestial Master, you won’t… exorcise me now?”
“Do you want me to?” Chen Yu asked.
“Don’t want.” The female ghost quickly shook her head.
“Then you should stop making trouble. I've caught a lot of ghosts, but this is the first time I’ve seen a perverted female ghost so I’ll let you off for now.” Sending a spirit to the underworld uses a lot of spiritual energy, ah, how could a 30-thousand-yuan task be worthy of such a service?
“Hehe… actually, I was too shy when I was alive, I’m also someone who loves good looks, so I would start imagining things whenever I saw a handsome brother. Later… hehe… I found out I can take advantage of my situation to do whatever I want, so…” The female ghost spoke with a shy look.
“You…” Chen Yu just wanted to scold this female ghost some more but was suddenly interrupted by her phone ringing.
Chen Yu took out the phone and saw it was an unknown number. After thinking for a while, she answered.
“Miss Chen Yu, where are you now?”
“Assistant He?” Chen Yu asked in surprise.
“Something happened to the Third Young Master!”
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